Just a Pity party post:
Dear Stoma: I'm starting to resent your existence. I know my plumbing had to be re-wired, and I'm thankful my colon tumor is gone. But, right now, you are itching and gurgling and I need to wait a few hours for you to slow down so I can change this poo bag. I am also hoping I'm not getting some infection around Ole' Stumpy. So $@%$ You and the Horse You Rode In on.
thanks for letting me vent
p.s. translations for Peggy-isms: Poo-Bag - Ileostomy Pouch; Stumpy= Stoma
Vent away girl!! You deserve it!! I left this comment courtesy of Two Peas
ReplyDeleteYou should write a book on Peggy-isms - and you are a natural blogger and a talented writer. I've read your posts and comments and your humor and Peggy positivity shine through. I love you old friend and roomie, and hope to get to Chicago soon to see you. xoxo Lori Lu
ReplyDeleteThanks for the kudos Lori Lu. Talking & writing about what you know combined with my nasty sense of humor is very satidfying for me, I must say. I'd love to get my blog out there for people in my situation. Not sure how to go about it.
ReplyDeleteAnd we definieltey need to have a 4-hour gab fest and catch up. I love getting to know you again via fb etc..xoxox Peg